Sunday, February 3, 2008...3:07 am

He Married the Damn Model… Presenting the Premiere Dame Bruni

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Felicitations to M. and Mme Nicolas Sarkozy (III)! The couple tied the knot today in Paris—quiet ceremony at the Elysee Palace (the French White House), requisite fashionable witnesses (his from LVMH; hers from Prada), and a teetotaling OJ toast—all while I was crossing the Atlantic to go back to NYC. See what you miss when you’re offline for a few hours?

I honestly wish the best possible happiness for a man whose second ex-wife says he’s incapable of loving anyone, including his children, and a woman whose former lovers include Mick Jagger (yuck), Donald Trump (gross) and a father-son duo (eww).

No official wedding photo yet, though Carla reportedly wore a short white dress and was “ravishing.” Let’s hope it wasn’t this short:

Carla white

Here’s to true love triumphing over all—even declining Presidential popularity and a sophomore record slump… Congrats, you crazy kids!

Sarkozys

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