Like the majority of people out there, I made one of the most banal of New Year’s resolutions—to get in shape. Now were I still in New York, there would be a multitude of ways for me to attempt this: juicing, fasting, colonics-ing, boot-camping, power-plating and so on. The French, of the eat-a-bunch-of-cheese-drink-a-lot-of-wine diet, [...]